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March 2012
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“America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and...”
– Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut (via cyberspacecowboy)
Painful because of how true it is.
(via stfuconservatives)
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A Message From a Republican Meteorologist on... →
climateadaptation:
This piece is worth reading in full:
””My climate epiphany wasn’t overnight, and it had nothing to do with Al Gore.”
I’m going to tell you something that my Republican friends are loath to admit out loud: climate change is real. I’m a moderate Republican, fiscally conservative; a fan of small government, accountability, self-empowerment and sound science. I am not a climate...
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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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Watch30 Pit Bulls Saved From Dog Fighting Operation:
A pit bull’s lip is half held in place by crude homemade stitches used to patch him together. Another pit bull’s eye is ringed with scars. And another cowers in the presence of humans.
York County Animal Shelter manager Steve Stuber calls these the tell tale signs of dog fighting. He says, “It was as bad as I’ve seen.” The dogs were seized as...
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Stevie the Blind-Therapy-Pit Bull-Dog
factsonpitbulls:
Blind ‘wonder dog’ helping recovering addicts see clearly
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18 crazy, fun wifi names →
spacedoutsniff:
Find the rest at the link.
At one time mine was ‘this shit aint free’
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A New Elderbulls Tumblr! Love them oldy Pitties?... →
I am doing a social experiment for a project for...
strikemysoul:
I’m comparing the speed of which humans communicate in todays world vs the 1900’s. This experiment is going to last three days, so from today, Saturday March 24th, 12AM EST, to Monday 11:59PM EST.
I am taking into account my amount of follows now (188) and how many I will have on Monday. I will reblog this myself once per day. I have a guess at how many reblogs this will get but I...
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What year did you first hit the intranet/internet?...
oldboychoi:
something random about me? i’ve been on the internet/cyberspace since the late 1980s. one of the first accounts, if i remember correctly, i had access to a university unix account on a cray supercomputer. i can’t do maths anymore.
thecravinglife:
My first experience was in ‘92 on a Mac Classic using Kermit to connect to Guelph University’s “intranet”, which...
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“If you stuff yourself full of poems, essays, plays, stories, novels, films,...”
– Ray Bradbury (via writingquotes)
Hoping to Homestead: Advice on gardening from the... →
dtpennington answered your question: Patience. In all likelihood, your plants are smarter than you when it comes to growing.
oldpinetree answered your question: plant things you like to eat!
siamesegun answered your question: Get in as early as you can, and…